Put salt in your coffee by accident , then spit salty coffee ( involenteraly ) all over the mixing desk , therefore blowing every friken circuit in the studio .... ( doughnut )

Just forget to go to work ever again !

Have an argument with your boyf in Berlin , and run headlong into a taxi , thus smashing yourself to pieces !!!!

Just like my mates L's done in Berlin ...

The Rules :

1. Post a comment on anything that you could do to permanently change your's or someone else's life from that day forward !!! .

eg : Kicking the shit out of your boss !!

2. Anyone abusing the posts gets kicked ..

3. Don't grovel to get in ...

4. No slander ...

5. No fighting at the back ...

6. No Viz quotes , use your own brain !!!

7. Don't ramble on .....

And thats that !

DOALCH ( admin )

Slap the head speaker at a feminist convention..

Visit mars without a spacesuit ...

Cover yourself in chip fat and stand in the middle of the Arizona desert ...

Buy a goldfish , and call it Hector !!

Kick a policeman in the nuts ( really hard !! )