Neglect your blogg !!

Sleep !!

live on stolen food samples (sugar, mayo, ketchup, pepper, vinegar, sweetner, mini milks, mini jams, mini PBs, mini butters etc etc) and only buy bread.

Throw malicious comments at a random blog behind a veneer of sudo anonymity ... then watch it all backfire in your face ..

Pretend to be an airplane and try and take off at a busy airport ..

Tie a rocket to your ass and light the fuse ..