Find the difference in genetic code between humans and chimps ... then add the missing genes back into the chimp code ... then grow the result ..

compose a handwritten dissertation in autumn. watch it fly away with the wind.

Build a " cinema of lurve " in your bedroom ..

type with your tongue

get moving

get pregnant

go through customs casually eating a sandwich that has mariwana hidden under the crust.

swallow a toad

change the color of your skin

take a job as a house-sitter and never buy an appartment

once you put all your cds on your iPod, use them to slice up zombies (Idea Inspired by Very Popular 2004 British Movie)

save money for drugs by giving up rehab. (works for alcohol, of course, you dear deranged addicted lunatic of a reader)

make ashtrays out of soda cans and sell them

store underwear in icebox

Try and avoid expensive bus/train fares but purchasing a set of suction cups , tying them to your hands and feet and then sticking yourself to the back of your chosen transport ..

Avoid expensive restaurants by taking a varied selection of sandwiches with you while out on a date ..

Save time and money at florists by taking a trip to the local cemetery . They will always have an ample supply of freshly cut flowers .

Avoid parking restrictions by buying a tank ..

read the yellow pages and try imagining a plot for all those characters in that neverending cast.

save money by: cutting your hair all by yourself, bringing your own wine (or, more risky, mug of coffee/tea) to restaurants, switch to rolled cigarets, walk or take your bike etc.
And in the end, buy yourself a 1300 euros chanel bag/armani suit if you happen to be a man or a person who's not fond of handbags. Hum, that doesn't seem right. Not like handbags? There is no such person, the same way as there is not a single soul on the earth that drinks only water (except Moby). Or if there is, it is not a person, it is an android.

aaanyway.
you get my point.

read cokehead's ultimate 100s list and try at least half of it.

to be famous, don't try a thing.

To avoid being fried to a crisp , don't stand behind Mig 29 jets .

To avoid credit card fraud , don't posses a credit card .

To avoid confrontation , try not to be confrontational .